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A Death The Kid One Shot


A Death The Kid One Shot

"Class, we have a new student"

I waited nervously outside my new class room waiting for stein sensei to call me in. It was the deciding moment when I would meet my new classmates and they could decide whether to love or hate me.

"Hannah Chan, you can come in now"

I took a brave breath in and marched in, eyes darting around the room looking at all the new faces. Stein sensei twisted that screw in his head, each click making me cringe. We wernt exactly human but I was still sure he should not have been alive with that thing through his skull. He twiddled a cigarette in his fingers and waved to the board.

"Please write your name on the board, and then I will tell you where you're sitting."

I grabbed a piece of chalk from his desk and slowly began to scrawl out my name, trying my best to keep my hand writing readable.

I Z U Z I, H A N N A H

I turned back to the gawking eyes of the class and bowed making sure to wipe out the wrinkles in my dress. A high pitched squeal erupted from one my new class mates. He was a boy wearing a black suit, with white stripes in one side of his hair.

...

And he was bowing at my feet, crying his eyes out.

"Such beautiful symmetry! I am not worthy! Your clothes, your hair, your very name is perfect symmetry!

I looked horrified at him, partly at what he was doing and partly because no one else seemed to be effected by it. Like it wasnt even happening. He began touching up my shoes, whimpering to himself about the symmetry, then up to my dress cooing at the perfect stripes on it. He looked up at me tears still in his eyes.
I stepped back cautiously; I looked over at stein sensei who was sat there smoking.

"Erm stein sensei! Is this supposed to be happening?"

Stein sensei sighed and rolled around on a wheely chair. He stopped beside the crazy boy, who was still sobbing at my 'symmetrical glory' and pulled him back by his collar.

"Come on Kid its her first day. You can worship her after class."

'Kid' whined struggled away from stein's grip. His hands rose up and landed on my chest. I felt him give both sides a good squeeze before swooning again.

"Ah such symmetry!"

My jaw dropped along with most of the classes. I pulled my hand back and his face was yanked out of my reach just before it could come into contact with his cheek. I covered my chest with my arms and glared at him. Two girls had jumped over and were holding him back. One was blonde and the other a sandy brown. They sort of reminded me of cowboys, the blonde giggled and held down kid while the sandy brown walked over with an apologetic look.

"we're sorry, he's insane. Its just how he is."

I nodded at her and eased my tense stance. Stein sensei rolled back over spouting smoke.

"ok that was fun. Now we should get back to lesson."

I gave him a sour look. As a teacher he should have at least said something about what had just happened. He span around on his chair again.

"Now if you would please take your seat...2nd row, 4th to the right. We can start the dissection before the bell rings."

I scurried away from both my insane teacher and Kid who was still struggling against the cow girls. I hurried over to my new place and the girl sitting next to my spot offered a sympathetic smile.

"Im sorry about Kid Kun, he may be eccentric but he's very nice."

Eccentric. Thats a nice way of putting it. Id still go for freaking nuts, technically I just got groped by the creep. The girl introduced herself as Tsubaki and the boy beside her jumped over literally screaming his name in my ear.

"YOHOOO!!! I'm black star! The man who will surpass god!"

I nodded and smiled not giveing him any reason to say anything else. Were all the boys in this class insane?

"such beautiful symmetry!"

I screamed and scrambled about, nearly falling into Tsubaki's lap. That weirdo Kid was sitting next me with hearts in his eyes. I stood up using one hand to keep Kid at a distance.

"Stein sensei! Can you tell this zebra headed freak to get back to his seat?"

Kid gasped in horror and tackled me sending us both onto Tsubaki. Dramatic tears ran down his face and nuzzled his nose into my stomach.

"I KNOW! I AM A DISGUTING PIG! UNWORTHY TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SOMETHING SO SYMMTRICAL!!"

I could feel his tears start to soak through my dress and I tried pushing him off me. After a few minutes it seemed like he just wasnt going to be forced to move. So I just shifted in my seat so I was no longer nearly in Tsubaki's lap. The taller of the cow girls sighed and gave me an apologetic look.

"Im sorry about him, he's got a thing for symmetry. Im Liz Thompson and this is my sister Patty. We're pretty much his keepers. I wish I could give you some encouraging words right now but it looks like he's fixated on you."

I sighed and patted Kids head.

"Really I never would have guessed. Actually it is a little surprising considering half his hair has stripes and the other half doesn't"

I felt him groan against my stomach and he lifted his head up. Tears were still running down his cheeks and now his nose was starting to run.  I pushed against his forehead to make sure he didn't wipe his nose on my dress.

"I am not worthy!"

I finally managed to get him upright in his own chair. I rubbed his back while Liz patted his shoulder. Patty just leaned over and poked his head giggling away. We finally coaxed him into calming down and looked up at patty.

"So he's always like this?"

Both Liz and Patty nodded. I got up and scooched past them all so I could make a quick tissue run to the bathroom.

"SUCH ANGELIC SYMMETRY!!"

Someone, like I couldn't guess who collided into my back and sent us both tumbling to the floor. He nuzzled his cheek against mine and started cooing about my symmetry. I struggled to get away from him but he just held on for dear life. I looked at Stein sensei, Tsubaki and Liz for at least some concern but they all just continued like it was nothing.

"KID GET OFF!! YOU'RE, YOU'RE,YOU'RE RUINING MY SYMMETRY!!"

"I AM A DISGUTING PIG UNFIT FOR THIS WORLD!!!"
Death The Kid :3





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:iconlucashewolf:
LucaShewolf Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"Zebra Headded Freak"....I hate you for calling him that....and love you for coming up with such a glorious insult....
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:icontherpfreak:
TheRPFreak Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I died laughing
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DragoonDraconian Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
One of the most in character fanfics I have ever read.
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DouglastheDragon01 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP! KID NO. NO.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Theloneluna Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist
XD THIS WAS AWESOME
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:iconiamthehero2013:
Iamthehero2013 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Student General Artist
My name is Hannah. Never thought it was symmetrical until now.
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Aliswonderland101 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
Soo funny
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ItsNotThe-End Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013
*dies laughing* that was awesome!! XD
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Xx-BrokenAngel-xX Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lolololol oh my god this is great
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darkmist4512 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
How did you know my name?! 0__0
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ThatCreepyFangirl Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Student General Artist
SOOO My name's Hannah... and I kinda died of fangirling reading this <3
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:iconaltayaki:
Altayaki Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
SUCH PERFECT SYMMETRY!!! ROTFLMAO
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:iconheartsytartsy:
heartsytartsy Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
oh kid
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Rosalinda16 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ROTFLMFAO!!!
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little-devil-child13 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
OMG that was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yOU SHOULD MAKE IT INTO A STORY!!!)
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Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you ^^ Im glad you like it
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Nalla21 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LoL This was amazing!! So very hilarious!! You my friend are a amazing writer!!
:iconmonkeythumbplz:
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Woohoorandom Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOLOLOL
I CANT BREATH XD
:iconlaughingplz:
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SofiaWerewolf Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING!!
My mom thaught that I was hyperventalating.
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hbklover Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student Artist
LOLZ!
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KumaKashi02 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012
That was truly amazing! xD
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TammytheShinigami Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
LOL
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deaththekidiscute Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
XDXDXDXDXD
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KaidaStrife Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INSTANT FAV!
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Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks XD
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KaidaStrife Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome
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Niky-WildThunder Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol. Kid is a stalker now
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:iconmugiwara-chanx:
Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
He is XD hes insane XD
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Niky-WildThunder Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
my name is Niky
Kid: BLAH!!! *sticks tounge*
me: T_T
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Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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DutchessDeath Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Zebra Headed Freak. AWW MAI GAWD. YOU SAID SUMMFIN ABOUT LE STRIPES. O.o He's a kill you.
I love your stories. :D
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Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks ^^
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DutchessDeath Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Nuu prollem!
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animelover74 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011
I LOVE THIS! IT"S SOOO FUNNY! :rofl:
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Sutachairudo Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You just wrote every fangirls fantasy....
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Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you ^^ XD
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Granterofwishes Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh god, this made me giggle so much. This just made my day <3

it is great~ ^^
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Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
oh thank you ^^ and thanx for the fave too
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Granterofwishes Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No problem~! ^^
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ShadeLover01 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011  Student Digital Artist
lol kid is like sooooo bipolar
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blitzbaby87732 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
OH EM FRICKEN EFF GEE LMFAO :D :D :D :heart: :heart:
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Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks ^^ ...I think XD
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blitzbaby87732 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:D :D no problem!!!!!! 'tis a great story!! I :heart: it :3
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The-Random-Child-13 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
:icondeaththekidplz: kid, kid, kid.....YOUR FREAKING HER OUT MAN!!!!! lol i feeling sorry for her, but i love the story!!!
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Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I laugh so much when I look back at this story. And thanks ^^ im glad you liked it.
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The-Random-Child-13 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
lol no problem, when u read about kid going crazy how can you not love it
:iconkh2glompplz: ROXAS WILL GLOMP YOU NOW!!!!
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Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY roxas! Kids become really popular lately XD all my one shots of him have been getting attention
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The-Random-Child-13 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
lol wouldnt surprise me, i know a lot of people who are HUGE fans of him!!!
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nodokasfangirl Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I LOVE THIS! why can't I be Izuzi? I would love his attention!!!!!
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Mugiwara-ChanX Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lol thank you ^^
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